01Subtle, not silent
The Quiet Rebel
For the person reading in the corner who has already formed the sharpest opinion in the room. A composed blend with an unexpected edge.
British tea, matched to your personality
Meet your tea alter ego.
Take a short, shareable quiz and discover the British blend that sounds suspiciously like you. Keep your match or gift the full trio to someone you know too well.
Three small-batch blends · One delightfully revealing result
A quick diagnosis
Rewrites an email six times?
Strong Overthinker energy.
Our launch promises
Thoughtful tea, without invented hype.
A genuinely short quiz
No endless form—just playful questions and a result made to send to your group chat.
A considered first batch
Three distinct blends, released in a small preorder run so quality comes before quantity.
Your cup, decoded
Three personalities. Three proper brews.
Each blend is built around a recognisable character rather than a vague flavour story. Find yourself, then gently diagnose your friends.
The Main Character
Bold, charming and never merely having tea—always having a moment. The blend for entrances, anecdotes and excellent stationery.
The Overthinker
For twelve open tabs, carefully punctuated texts and a mind that deserves a very good cup of tea.
The discovery box
Taste all three. Compare notes.
Three teas with personality cards, ready to gift or debate over.
Your kettle is waiting
Ready to be read like tea leaves?
Discover your signature blend, share the verdict, and send the quiz to the friend you already know is The Overthinker.